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~Sanae-san's little Chri☆☆s!~ The joke here is that if you replace the stars with the katakana "su" and "ma" this will be read "Christmas". However, if you replace the stars with "to" and "ri" it'll be read "clitoris".
~Sanae-san's little Chri☆☆s!~ The joke here is that if you replace the stars with the katakana "su" and "ma" this will be read "Christmas". However, if you replace the stars with "to" and "ri" it'll be read "clitoris".
~Sanae-san's little Chri☆☆s!~ The joke here is that if you replace the stars with the katakana "su" and "ma" this will be read "Christmas". However, if you replace the stars with "to" and "ri" it'll be read "clitoris".
SanaChri!
SanaChri!
Hitori de Dekirumon! (I can do it on my own!) "on my own" is written as "hitori" as in the artist's name
Hitori de Dekirumon! (I can do it on my own!) "on my own" is written as "hitori" as in the artist's name
Bhurr...it's cold.
In exchange for my services, you will offer me a plate of *manjū... *A type of a traditional Japanese confection
In exchange for my services, you will offer me a plate of *manjū... *A type of a traditional Japanese confection
I am finished here, Sanae.
I am finished here, Sanae.
I believe this was the agreement we have reached.
I believe this was the agreement we have reached.
Yes, let me go pour some tea.
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME! I DID NOT DO THIS FOR THE REWARD!!
W-what!?
W-what!?
It is my obligation to be a "good girl."
In accordance with the Christmas doctrine.
In accordance with the Christmas doctrine.
I guess winter has finally arrived in Gensokyo.
...ah!
...ah!
I see, he's in Gensokyo too!
Keep on dreaming, you idealistic bitch!!
Gafwooo!?
So there's one in Gensokyo toooo~!
So there's one in Gensokyo toooo~!
MY ASS! Isn't it about time you drop that pretentious outsider air?
That whole cutesy Santa-"san" ordeal just makes her look more fake and self-important than ever, doesn't it Reimu-san?
That whole cutesy Santa-"san" ordeal just makes her look more fake and self-important than ever, doesn't it Reimu-san?
I've decided.
This year's Santa
This year's Santa
Huh!?
What the hell are you saying!? First you kick me out of nowhere, then you order me to be the Santa?
Cut it out already!! How much longer are you planning on bullying the "new guy"!?
Cut it out already!! How much longer are you planning on bullying the "new guy"!?
If you don't understand, I guess I have to teach you...
You're the one who is not understanding what it means to be a member of Gensokyo.
You're the one who is not understanding what it means to be a member of Gensokyo.
Santa "exists", Christmas is "here",
Those are the thoughts of the people who live in the outside world that you can't seem to get rid of.
Those are the thoughts of the people who live in the outside world that you can't seem to get rid of.
Santa is something you "do"! Idiot!
Whether it's Christmas or Suika's parties, if you are going to participate, you must "do" it as well!
Whether it's Christmas or Suika's parties, if you are going to participate, you must "do" it as well!
Those who laze around and act the part of a "guest" do not deserve to be in Gensokyo!!
By the way, I...
By the way, I...
...I'm only being brutal out of love, you know that right?
That's got to be a lie.
That's got to be a lie.
I understand...
I shall assume the role of...
I shall assume the role of...
...Santa this year!
You'll approve of me then, right!?
You'll approve of me then, right!?
Good! english
Good! english
What you really like about her is...
...how easy she is to manipulate, isn't it?
...how easy she is to manipulate, isn't it?
Okay, all you impatient folks here in the arena! That sacred night has come again this year!!
Okay, all you impatient folks here in the arena! That sacred night has come again this year!!
It's the holy night of blood! Sweat! And tears!!
It's the holy night of blood! Sweat! And tears!!
For which Santa will Virgin Mary cast her smile!?
Please greet both contestants waiting on the starting-line with a big round of applause!!
UWOOO! Sanae-saaaan!
Marry me!!
Marry me!!
The rules are orthodox, as you know. Both contestants will leave this arena on their sleds...
The rules are orthodox, as you know. Both contestants will leave this arena on their sleds...
...and upon finishing their rounds delivering presents to the children of Gensokyo...
The first one to set...
...a ☆ atop this giant tree will win!!
...a ☆ atop this giant tree will win!!
What kind of custom has it developed into!?
Were you still trapped by your common sense? You don't learn at all.
Were you still trapped by your common sense? You don't learn at all.
Win even if it costs you your life, Sanae.
Grab
I'm wagering everything I have* on your win.
I'm wagering everything I have* on your win.
Release
*About 700 yen in today's currency. About $7.
REIMU! I didn't hear you say anything about that!!
REIMU! I didn't hear you say anything about that!!
REIMU! I didn't hear you say anything about that!!
That's because I didn't.
By the way, aren't you cold dressed like that?
I AM cold, damn it!!
I AM cold, damn it!!
This year's winter is relatively warm though, isn't it?
This year's winter is relatively warm though, isn't it?
Very true.
To normal people, "Relatively warm winter" doesn't equal Summer, you tough-ass Youkais!!
To normal people, "Relatively warm winter" doesn't equal Summer, you tough-ass Youkais!!
We'll now be introducing tonight's Santas!
We'll now be introducing tonight's Santas!
First, is our reigning champ! KORING of the Red fundoshi!
First, is our reigning champ! KORING of the Red fundoshi!
The enigmatic man who appears only on Christmas! The mysterious veil surrounding him allows none to uncover his true identity!
The enigmatic man who appears only on Christmas! The mysterious veil surrounding him allows none to uncover his true identity!
So KORING appears again this year...
So KORING appears again this year...
Who in the world could he be!?
Challenging him is the first-time Santa, Kochiya Sanae!
Challenging him is the first-time Santa, Kochiya Sanae!
Her history is a colorful one! An ex-high school student currently serving as both a living goddess and a shrine maiden!
And just take a look at her costume! I think we can expect some happy accidents!
And just take a look at her costume! I think we can expect some happy accidents!
WHOOOOOOO SANAE-SAAAN!
I don't care if you fall, but show us your tits!
I don't care if you fall, but show us your tits!
And let's not forget Santa's helper!
River Kids Company Presents: Air/Land Sled Reindeerizer X!
River Kids Company Presents: Air/Land Sled Reindeerizer X!
Due to its explosive acceleration, it has been given the nickname "Flying Coffin".
Due to its explosive acceleration, it has been given the nickname "Flying Coffin".
I built this.
I built this.
Carelessly.
Be careful building it!! Do you understand we're talking about life and death here!?
Be careful building it!! Do you understand we're talking about life and death here!?
Commenter Iku-san, your thoughts on this race?
It seems that due to this year's record-breaking warm winter, we have an odd situation where there isn't a trace of snow in sight.
It seems that due to this year's record-breaking warm winter, we have an odd situation where there isn't a trace of snow in sight.
I believe the sleds will be unstable due to this.
Let's hope our contestants will be let off easily with few broken ribs instead.
Let's hope our contestants will be let off easily with few broken ribs instead.
EHHHHHHH!?
EHHHHHHH!?
Kanako-sama! Suwako-sama! These people are crazy!!
I beg you, stop this dangerous Christmas immediately!!
I beg you, stop this dangerous Christmas immediately!!
I beg you, stop this dangerous Christmas immediately!!
I made those clothes.
I made those clothes.
I made those clothes.
Sanae, do you understand the purpose of a "festival"?
Eh?
Eh?
No! The most important purpose of a festival is to...
...serve as a periodic mass ventilation for the public!
There are many dangerous festivals in the outside world...why do you think they continue these practices despite the yearly injuries?
It is because flashiness is necessary in order to serve as an effective stress relief!
It is because flashiness is necessary in order to serve as an effective stress relief!
In other words, the public demands thrills and violence!
In other words, the public demands thrills and violence!
Do your best, Sanae! I think it'll be even better if you throw in some sex appeal, too!
How irresponsible!!
How irresponsible!!
Sanae-san! We've also bet our life savings on your victory! If you lose, we'll have to hang ourselves, but it's allll rigghhht!!
Sanae-san! We've also bet our life savings on your victory! If you lose, we'll have to hang ourselves, but it's allll rigghhht!!
Sanae-san! We've also bet our life savings on your victory! If you lose, we'll have to hang ourselves, but it's allll rigghhht!!
As for me, my whole family will be throwing ourselves over the cliff!
On another note, Player KORING's long-time rival, "Youki of the White Fundoshi", has retired following his last defeat...
On another note, Player KORING's long-time rival, "Youki of the White Fundoshi", has retired following his last defeat...
Sanae-dono, I'm begging you! Please avenge my master...
I'm suddenly shouldering so much!!
I'm suddenly shouldering so much!!
Do not be overwhelmed by trivialities...
Do not be overwhelmed by trivialities...
We are Santas. The only thing we must shoulder are the children's dreams...
Our dream delivery ends with dawn...let us begin, quickly.
So unnecessarily cool and champ-like!!
So unnecessarily cool and champ-like!!
So unnecessarily cool and champ-like!!
Why did you decide to become a Santa?
Why did you decide to become a Santa?
Eh?
The reason I continue with this dangerous race is because...
The reason I continue with this dangerous race is because...
The reason I continue with this dangerous race is because...
...on my back, I hold a bag full of children's dreams, and in my heart, a bit of pride.
...on my back, I hold a bag full of children's dreams, and in my heart, a bit of pride.
...on my back, I hold a bag full of children's dreams, and in my heart, a bit of pride.
How about you, is your bag empty?
How about you, is your bag empty?
How about you, is your bag empty?
No, it is full...of things like Genso-kun dolls...and more Genso-kun dolls. Genso (illusion), as in Gensokyo.
No, it is full...of things like Genso-kun dolls...and more Genso-kun dolls. Genso (illusion), as in Gensokyo.
No, it is full...of things like Genso-kun dolls...and more Genso-kun dolls. Genso (illusion), as in Gensokyo.
Couldn't you pack anything else?
Couldn't you pack anything else?
...Rinnosuke-san.
...Rinnosuke-san.
My name is KORING.
My name is KORING.
It seems I was
It seems I was
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
We mustn't keep the children waiting.
We mustn't keep the children waiting.
It seems both Santas have prepared themselves!
It seems both Santas have prepared themselves!
You'll be driving on dark roads. Please don't forget to turn on your shiny nose.
This really isn't a sled at all, is it?
This really isn't a sled at all, is it?
Go, Sanae! Gods are watching over your fight!
Go, Sanae! Gods are watching over your fight!
Although I'm pretty sure Jesus is turning his back on you.
Although I'm pretty sure Jesus is turning his back on you.
Remember that I've placed my bet on you! Win even if your limbs get torn off!
Remember that I've placed my bet on you! Win even if your limbs get torn off!
I've placed my bet on the champ, so let your limbs get torn off, Sanae!
Those clothes were...
Those clothes were...
On your mark!
On your mark!
I will go through with this no matter what!
I will go through with this no matter what!
Christmas, Gensokyo style!!
Christmas, Gensokyo style!!
START!!
START!!
GYAAAAAAAAAA!?
Player Sanae has an explosive start! As expected of Reindeerizer X!
Player Sanae has an explosive start! As expected of Reindeerizer X!
SANAE!?
SANAE!?
An amazingly powerful start involving many a spectators!
A shower of viewers and chunks of viewers is falling on the remaining audience!
A shower of viewers and chunks of viewers is falling on the remaining audience!
Witnessing this amusing sight, the residents of Gensokyo, experienced in the ways of festivals, are laughing their heads off!!
This is beyond the level of a presence or lack of common sense...
This is beyond the level of a presence or lack of common sense...
And the referee begins the count! Will she be able to stand up and pick up the presents!?
I can't keep up with such a mad world...
I can't keep up with such a mad world...
One!
Two!
Two!
Announcing New Release for Comiket 79! *I've finished this on Christmas, and thus there was no Christmas for me.
KWAAA Intensity
KA-BAM
KA-BAM
SLAM
Tumble
Tumble
Smile
Christmas
Christmas
WAAAAAHHHH
WAAAAAHHHH
WOOOOOOOOHHH
WOOOOOOOOHHH
WOOOOOOOOHHH
TA-DA
TA-DA
TA-DA
TO BE CONTINUED
TO BE CONTINUED
*Shocked*
*Pick pick*
*Pick pick*
BAM
*Riiiing*
*Riiiing*
TA-DAAA
*step*
*step*
WAAAHHH
Genso-kun
Genso-kun
Genso-kun
Waaaaahhhh
Waaaaahhhh
Waaaahhh
Kyaaaa
FWOOOOSH
FWOOOOSH
FWOOOOSH
DO-BAAAAM
DO-BAAAAM
DO-BAAAAM
Shock
Shock
Shock
CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
*slap*
*slap*
Brrrrrrrmm Engine
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*
I-Insanity...
I-Insanity...
SanaChri! ~Sanae-san's Little Chri☆☆s~
"Making an ahegao on the cover of an adult doujinshi suits you~ze!"
"Making an ahegao on the cover of an adult doujinshi suits you~ze!"
"Making an ahegao on the cover of an adult doujinshi suits you~ze!"
Sometime after arriving in Gensokyo... Kochiya Sanae still suffered from the cruel treatment of others who deemed her a newcomer.
And suddenly, she was entrusted with an important role: Santa Claus for Christmas!
And suddenly, she was entrusted with an important role: Santa Claus for Christmas!
Can Sanae prove herself as a worthy resident of Gensokyo by completing this task successfully? And does common sense exist in Gensokyo's Christmaaaas!?
Sitting Genso-kun Christmas Edition Cost: 18,000 Gensokyo Dollars
Sitting Genso-kun Christmas Edition Cost: 18,000 Gensokyo Dollars
Sitting Genso-kun Christmas Edition Cost: 18,000 Gensokyo Dollars
SanaChri?
SanaChri?
SanaChri?
Yeah, I bet it's massive.
Yeah, I bet it's massive.
Yeah, I bet it's massive.
I can tell it's huge from her face.
What are you guys talking about!?
What are you guys talking about!?
*whisper*
Also...
I'm writing another one...
I'm writing another one...
I'm writing another one...
I probably won't make it in time? Pun on "maniawanaika" and "ika", which means squid, commonly used in chapter/episode titles of Shinryaku! Ikamusume.
I probably won't make it in time? Pun on "maniawanaika" and "ika", which means squid, commonly used in chapter/episode titles of Shinryaku! Ikamusume.
I probably won't make it in time? Pun on "maniawanaika" and "ika", which means squid, commonly used in chapter/episode titles of Shinryaku! Ikamusume.
C79 Second Day On sale at East A-45b "VOK41" (Hitori de Dekirumon!)! 32 pages, 500 yen. Thank you for your patronage!!
C79 Second Day On sale at East A-45b "VOK41" (Hitori de Dekirumon!)! 32 pages, 500 yen. Thank you for your patronage!!
*spit*
*step*
*step*
Hahaha
GAHAHAHAHAHA
GAHAHAHAHAHA
Santa-san
Sanae, will be you.
Idly being on the receiving end of it all is normal...
Idly being on the receiving end of it all is normal...
I like your determination.
Fifteen people have fallen prey to this sled in the past!
Accidents, and in a worst-case scenario, death, may be expected.
It's to honor the gods, of course!
It's to honor the gods, of course!
faith
faith
still desiring "common sense".
More like KinaChri. Clit jokes again..."kinakuri" seems to be short for "ooki na kuritorisu"—that is, a big clit.
Even her two guardians, who supported this thrilling festival, are turning pale!
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【C79】さなクリ!【東方新刊】

どうも火鳥です。

なんとかできました。クリスマス入稿でした。
c79に新刊はちゃんとあります!
ただ、あまりに遅かったので書店委託が遅れることをご了承ください…。

というわけで二日目東、A-45b「VOK41」をよろしくお願いします。

では飛行機に乗るまで引き続き頑張ります。

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    ~Sanae-san's little Chri☆☆s!~ The joke here is that if you replace the stars with the katakana "su" and "ma" this will be read "Christmas". However, if you replace the stars with "to" and "ri" it'll be read "clitoris".
    ~Sanae-san's little Chri☆☆s!~ The joke here is that if you replace the stars with the katakana "su" and "ma" this will be read "Christmas". However, if you replace the stars with "to" and "ri" it'll be read "clitoris".
    ~Sanae-san's little Chri☆☆s!~ The joke here is that if you replace the stars with the katakana "su" and "ma" this will be read "Christmas". However, if you replace the stars with "to" and "ri" it'll be read "clitoris".
    SanaChri!
    SanaChri!
    Hitori de Dekirumon! (I can do it on my own!) "on my own" is written as "hitori" as in the artist's name
    Hitori de Dekirumon! (I can do it on my own!) "on my own" is written as "hitori" as in the artist's name
    Bhurr...it's cold.
    In exchange for my services, you will offer me a plate of *manjū... *A type of a traditional Japanese confection
    In exchange for my services, you will offer me a plate of *manjū... *A type of a traditional Japanese confection
    I am finished here, Sanae.
    I am finished here, Sanae.
    I believe this was the agreement we have reached.
    I believe this was the agreement we have reached.
    Yes, let me go pour some tea.
    DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME! I DID NOT DO THIS FOR THE REWARD!!
    W-what!?
    W-what!?
    It is my obligation to be a "good girl."
    In accordance with the Christmas doctrine.
    In accordance with the Christmas doctrine.
    I guess winter has finally arrived in Gensokyo.
    ...ah!
    ...ah!
    I see, he's in Gensokyo too!
    Keep on dreaming, you idealistic bitch!!
    Gafwooo!?
    So there's one in Gensokyo toooo~!
    So there's one in Gensokyo toooo~!
    MY ASS! Isn't it about time you drop that pretentious outsider air?
    That whole cutesy Santa-"san" ordeal just makes her look more fake and self-important than ever, doesn't it Reimu-san?
    That whole cutesy Santa-"san" ordeal just makes her look more fake and self-important than ever, doesn't it Reimu-san?
    I've decided.
    This year's Santa
    This year's Santa
    Huh!?
    What the hell are you saying!? First you kick me out of nowhere, then you order me to be the Santa?
    Cut it out already!! How much longer are you planning on bullying the "new guy"!?
    Cut it out already!! How much longer are you planning on bullying the "new guy"!?
    If you don't understand, I guess I have to teach you...
    You're the one who is not understanding what it means to be a member of Gensokyo.
    You're the one who is not understanding what it means to be a member of Gensokyo.
    Santa "exists", Christmas is "here",
    Those are the thoughts of the people who live in the outside world that you can't seem to get rid of.
    Those are the thoughts of the people who live in the outside world that you can't seem to get rid of.
    Santa is something you "do"! Idiot!
    Whether it's Christmas or Suika's parties, if you are going to participate, you must "do" it as well!
    Whether it's Christmas or Suika's parties, if you are going to participate, you must "do" it as well!
    Those who laze around and act the part of a "guest" do not deserve to be in Gensokyo!!
    By the way, I...
    By the way, I...
    ...I'm only being brutal out of love, you know that right?
    That's got to be a lie.
    That's got to be a lie.
    I understand...
    I shall assume the role of...
    I shall assume the role of...
    ...Santa this year!
    You'll approve of me then, right!?
    You'll approve of me then, right!?
    Good! english
    Good! english
    What you really like about her is...
    ...how easy she is to manipulate, isn't it?
    ...how easy she is to manipulate, isn't it?
    Okay, all you impatient folks here in the arena! That sacred night has come again this year!!
    Okay, all you impatient folks here in the arena! That sacred night has come again this year!!
    It's the holy night of blood! Sweat! And tears!!
    It's the holy night of blood! Sweat! And tears!!
    For which Santa will Virgin Mary cast her smile!?
    Please greet both contestants waiting on the starting-line with a big round of applause!!
    UWOOO! Sanae-saaaan!
    Marry me!!
    Marry me!!
    The rules are orthodox, as you know. Both contestants will leave this arena on their sleds...
    The rules are orthodox, as you know. Both contestants will leave this arena on their sleds...
    ...and upon finishing their rounds delivering presents to the children of Gensokyo...
    The first one to set...
    ...a ☆ atop this giant tree will win!!
    ...a ☆ atop this giant tree will win!!
    What kind of custom has it developed into!?
    Were you still trapped by your common sense? You don't learn at all.
    Were you still trapped by your common sense? You don't learn at all.
    Win even if it costs you your life, Sanae.
    Grab
    I'm wagering everything I have* on your win.
    I'm wagering everything I have* on your win.
    Release
    *About 700 yen in today's currency. About $7.
    REIMU! I didn't hear you say anything about that!!
    REIMU! I didn't hear you say anything about that!!
    REIMU! I didn't hear you say anything about that!!
    That's because I didn't.
    By the way, aren't you cold dressed like that?
    I AM cold, damn it!!
    I AM cold, damn it!!
    This year's winter is relatively warm though, isn't it?
    This year's winter is relatively warm though, isn't it?
    Very true.
    To normal people, "Relatively warm winter" doesn't equal Summer, you tough-ass Youkais!!
    To normal people, "Relatively warm winter" doesn't equal Summer, you tough-ass Youkais!!
    We'll now be introducing tonight's Santas!
    We'll now be introducing tonight's Santas!
    First, is our reigning champ! KORING of the Red fundoshi!
    First, is our reigning champ! KORING of the Red fundoshi!
    The enigmatic man who appears only on Christmas! The mysterious veil surrounding him allows none to uncover his true identity!
    The enigmatic man who appears only on Christmas! The mysterious veil surrounding him allows none to uncover his true identity!
    So KORING appears again this year...
    So KORING appears again this year...
    Who in the world could he be!?
    Challenging him is the first-time Santa, Kochiya Sanae!
    Challenging him is the first-time Santa, Kochiya Sanae!
    Her history is a colorful one! An ex-high school student currently serving as both a living goddess and a shrine maiden!
    And just take a look at her costume! I think we can expect some happy accidents!
    And just take a look at her costume! I think we can expect some happy accidents!
    WHOOOOOOO SANAE-SAAAN!
    I don't care if you fall, but show us your tits!
    I don't care if you fall, but show us your tits!
    And let's not forget Santa's helper!
    River Kids Company Presents: Air/Land Sled Reindeerizer X!
    River Kids Company Presents: Air/Land Sled Reindeerizer X!
    Due to its explosive acceleration, it has been given the nickname "Flying Coffin".
    Due to its explosive acceleration, it has been given the nickname "Flying Coffin".
    I built this.
    I built this.
    Carelessly.
    Be careful building it!! Do you understand we're talking about life and death here!?
    Be careful building it!! Do you understand we're talking about life and death here!?
    Commenter Iku-san, your thoughts on this race?
    It seems that due to this year's record-breaking warm winter, we have an odd situation where there isn't a trace of snow in sight.
    It seems that due to this year's record-breaking warm winter, we have an odd situation where there isn't a trace of snow in sight.
    I believe the sleds will be unstable due to this.
    Let's hope our contestants will be let off easily with few broken ribs instead.
    Let's hope our contestants will be let off easily with few broken ribs instead.
    EHHHHHHH!?
    EHHHHHHH!?
    Kanako-sama! Suwako-sama! These people are crazy!!
    I beg you, stop this dangerous Christmas immediately!!
    I beg you, stop this dangerous Christmas immediately!!
    I beg you, stop this dangerous Christmas immediately!!
    I made those clothes.
    I made those clothes.
    I made those clothes.
    Sanae, do you understand the purpose of a "festival"?
    Eh?
    Eh?
    No! The most important purpose of a festival is to...
    ...serve as a periodic mass ventilation for the public!
    There are many dangerous festivals in the outside world...why do you think they continue these practices despite the yearly injuries?
    It is because flashiness is necessary in order to serve as an effective stress relief!
    It is because flashiness is necessary in order to serve as an effective stress relief!
    In other words, the public demands thrills and violence!
    In other words, the public demands thrills and violence!
    Do your best, Sanae! I think it'll be even better if you throw in some sex appeal, too!
    How irresponsible!!
    How irresponsible!!
    Sanae-san! We've also bet our life savings on your victory! If you lose, we'll have to hang ourselves, but it's allll rigghhht!!
    Sanae-san! We've also bet our life savings on your victory! If you lose, we'll have to hang ourselves, but it's allll rigghhht!!
    Sanae-san! We've also bet our life savings on your victory! If you lose, we'll have to hang ourselves, but it's allll rigghhht!!
    As for me, my whole family will be throwing ourselves over the cliff!
    On another note, Player KORING's long-time rival, "Youki of the White Fundoshi", has retired following his last defeat...
    On another note, Player KORING's long-time rival, "Youki of the White Fundoshi", has retired following his last defeat...
    Sanae-dono, I'm begging you! Please avenge my master...
    I'm suddenly shouldering so much!!
    I'm suddenly shouldering so much!!
    Do not be overwhelmed by trivialities...
    Do not be overwhelmed by trivialities...
    We are Santas. The only thing we must shoulder are the children's dreams...
    Our dream delivery ends with dawn...let us begin, quickly.
    So unnecessarily cool and champ-like!!
    So unnecessarily cool and champ-like!!
    So unnecessarily cool and champ-like!!
    Why did you decide to become a Santa?
    Why did you decide to become a Santa?
    Eh?
    The reason I continue with this dangerous race is because...
    The reason I continue with this dangerous race is because...
    The reason I continue with this dangerous race is because...
    ...on my back, I hold a bag full of children's dreams, and in my heart, a bit of pride.
    ...on my back, I hold a bag full of children's dreams, and in my heart, a bit of pride.
    ...on my back, I hold a bag full of children's dreams, and in my heart, a bit of pride.
    How about you, is your bag empty?
    How about you, is your bag empty?
    How about you, is your bag empty?
    No, it is full...of things like Genso-kun dolls...and more Genso-kun dolls. Genso (illusion), as in Gensokyo.
    No, it is full...of things like Genso-kun dolls...and more Genso-kun dolls. Genso (illusion), as in Gensokyo.
    No, it is full...of things like Genso-kun dolls...and more Genso-kun dolls. Genso (illusion), as in Gensokyo.
    Couldn't you pack anything else?
    Couldn't you pack anything else?
    ...Rinnosuke-san.
    ...Rinnosuke-san.
    My name is KORING.
    My name is KORING.
    It seems I was
    It seems I was
    Let's do this.
    Let's do this.
    We mustn't keep the children waiting.
    We mustn't keep the children waiting.
    It seems both Santas have prepared themselves!
    It seems both Santas have prepared themselves!
    You'll be driving on dark roads. Please don't forget to turn on your shiny nose.
    This really isn't a sled at all, is it?
    This really isn't a sled at all, is it?
    Go, Sanae! Gods are watching over your fight!
    Go, Sanae! Gods are watching over your fight!
    Although I'm pretty sure Jesus is turning his back on you.
    Although I'm pretty sure Jesus is turning his back on you.
    Remember that I've placed my bet on you! Win even if your limbs get torn off!
    Remember that I've placed my bet on you! Win even if your limbs get torn off!
    I've placed my bet on the champ, so let your limbs get torn off, Sanae!
    Those clothes were...
    Those clothes were...
    On your mark!
    On your mark!
    I will go through with this no matter what!
    I will go through with this no matter what!
    Christmas, Gensokyo style!!
    Christmas, Gensokyo style!!
    START!!
    START!!
    GYAAAAAAAAAA!?
    Player Sanae has an explosive start! As expected of Reindeerizer X!
    Player Sanae has an explosive start! As expected of Reindeerizer X!
    SANAE!?
    SANAE!?
    An amazingly powerful start involving many a spectators!
    A shower of viewers and chunks of viewers is falling on the remaining audience!
    A shower of viewers and chunks of viewers is falling on the remaining audience!
    Witnessing this amusing sight, the residents of Gensokyo, experienced in the ways of festivals, are laughing their heads off!!
    This is beyond the level of a presence or lack of common sense...
    This is beyond the level of a presence or lack of common sense...
    And the referee begins the count! Will she be able to stand up and pick up the presents!?
    I can't keep up with such a mad world...
    I can't keep up with such a mad world...
    One!
    Two!
    Two!
    Announcing New Release for Comiket 79! *I've finished this on Christmas, and thus there was no Christmas for me.
    KWAAA Intensity
    KA-BAM
    KA-BAM
    SLAM
    Tumble
    Tumble
    Smile
    Christmas
    Christmas
    WAAAAAHHHH
    WAAAAAHHHH
    WOOOOOOOOHHH
    WOOOOOOOOHHH
    WOOOOOOOOHHH
    TA-DA
    TA-DA
    TA-DA
    TO BE CONTINUED
    TO BE CONTINUED
    *Shocked*
    *Pick pick*
    *Pick pick*
    BAM
    *Riiiing*
    *Riiiing*
    TA-DAAA
    *step*
    *step*
    WAAAHHH
    Genso-kun
    Genso-kun
    Genso-kun
    Waaaaahhhh
    Waaaaahhhh
    Waaaahhh
    Kyaaaa
    FWOOOOSH
    FWOOOOSH
    FWOOOOSH
    DO-BAAAAM
    DO-BAAAAM
    DO-BAAAAM
    Shock
    Shock
    Shock
    CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
    CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
    CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
    *slap*
    *slap*
    Brrrrrrrmm Engine
    *slap*
    *slap*
    *slap*
    I-Insanity...
    I-Insanity...
    SanaChri! ~Sanae-san's Little Chri☆☆s~
    "Making an ahegao on the cover of an adult doujinshi suits you~ze!"
    "Making an ahegao on the cover of an adult doujinshi suits you~ze!"
    "Making an ahegao on the cover of an adult doujinshi suits you~ze!"
    Sometime after arriving in Gensokyo... Kochiya Sanae still suffered from the cruel treatment of others who deemed her a newcomer.
    And suddenly, she was entrusted with an important role: Santa Claus for Christmas!
    And suddenly, she was entrusted with an important role: Santa Claus for Christmas!
    Can Sanae prove herself as a worthy resident of Gensokyo by completing this task successfully? And does common sense exist in Gensokyo's Christmaaaas!?
    Sitting Genso-kun Christmas Edition Cost: 18,000 Gensokyo Dollars
    Sitting Genso-kun Christmas Edition Cost: 18,000 Gensokyo Dollars
    Sitting Genso-kun Christmas Edition Cost: 18,000 Gensokyo Dollars
    SanaChri?
    SanaChri?
    SanaChri?
    Yeah, I bet it's massive.
    Yeah, I bet it's massive.
    Yeah, I bet it's massive.
    I can tell it's huge from her face.
    What are you guys talking about!?
    What are you guys talking about!?
    *whisper*
    Also...
    I'm writing another one...
    I'm writing another one...
    I'm writing another one...
    I probably won't make it in time? Pun on "maniawanaika" and "ika", which means squid, commonly used in chapter/episode titles of Shinryaku! Ikamusume.
    I probably won't make it in time? Pun on "maniawanaika" and "ika", which means squid, commonly used in chapter/episode titles of Shinryaku! Ikamusume.
    I probably won't make it in time? Pun on "maniawanaika" and "ika", which means squid, commonly used in chapter/episode titles of Shinryaku! Ikamusume.
    C79 Second Day On sale at East A-45b "VOK41" (Hitori de Dekirumon!)! 32 pages, 500 yen. Thank you for your patronage!!
    C79 Second Day On sale at East A-45b "VOK41" (Hitori de Dekirumon!)! 32 pages, 500 yen. Thank you for your patronage!!
    *spit*
    *step*
    *step*
    Hahaha
    GAHAHAHAHAHA
    GAHAHAHAHAHA
    Santa-san
    Sanae, will be you.
    Idly being on the receiving end of it all is normal...
    Idly being on the receiving end of it all is normal...
    I like your determination.
    Fifteen people have fallen prey to this sled in the past!
    Accidents, and in a worst-case scenario, death, may be expected.
    It's to honor the gods, of course!
    It's to honor the gods, of course!
    faith
    faith
    still desiring "common sense".
    More like KinaChri. Clit jokes again..."kinakuri" seems to be short for "ooki na kuritorisu"—that is, a big clit.
    Even her two guardians, who supported this thrilling festival, are turning pale!
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