The newspapers are all fulla lies. Can't believe a thing they say, I tell ya.

Just give up on buyin' em, yeah.

And Kappa tech's all fishy, so whatcha gonna do?

Aah, gives me the chills, I tell ya.

Tanuki are holy creatures that bring good fortune to the village...

Revere the tanuki...you will praise the tanuki...

That was at your instigation, right?

What are ye talkin' about?