The newspapers are all fulla lies. Can't believe a thing they say, I tell ya.

Just give up on buyin' em, yeah.

And Kappa tech's all fishy, so whatcha gonna do?

That was at your instigation, right?

Aah, gives me the chills, I tell ya.

Tanuki are holy creatures that bring good fortune to the village...

Revere the tanuki...you will praise the tanuki...

What are ye talkin' about?