(Cafe) What is this abomination of nature that you have made?

(Tachyon) This is still in the research stage, there's a lot of things we don't know about it so destroying it is completely forbidden.

Someday, we'll impart it with a soul. We've deliberated it but the technology just isn't ready yet...

(Tosho) Although it doesn't have a soul, for some reason every night it wails "Mother..."

(Cafe) Normally, wouldn't you call that a paranormal phenomenon?

This is eerie.

If I'm not allowed to destroy it, then I'll give it its last rites with my own hands.

(Tachyon) Wait, wait wait! Some day, this might prove to be useful for someth-

No way. It's definitely not good for anything. Not good for anything at all.

Uwaaaah...