I've figured out what you both have in common, ya know.

Cause I'm a genius!

What we have in common?

Last I checked, I'm not some research obsessed idiot,

or a total mushroom fanatic,

and I don't loiter around the forest, either.

I sure as heck don't get fat from gorging myself,

or always resort to violence,

and I'm definitely not some money-grubber, either.