I've sort of noticed it for a while now, that you like me.

What?

Why haven't you confessed to me? Are you shy? Are you afraid?

Why should I confess to you?

Of course, there's not even a one in a million chance that I'd accept your offer... But if you don't ask, then there's zero chance

I think it's absolutely positively impossible that I'd accept, but confess just in case! Just maybe, but probably not, but your confession might miraculously work on me!

Say, "I like you. Please go out with me."

Now look, Haruhi. Do you think that's the right way to ask a person to do something?

Hmph. I'm not really asking for anything. I'm telling you to be honest instead of being so contrary.

Oh fine... If you're going to ask with head bowed low, I guess I could listen to your request.

Eh? Really?

That is, if you ask sincerely.

Pl.. Please!

Please ask me to go out with you and... Tell me that you like me!

Hm? I hope you didn't take me seriously...

And anyway, you don't really mean it either, right? Maybe you just want to relieve some boredom by seeing me all flustered when I think you're serious?

Excuse me, but if you're just killing time, please do it elsewhere.

Your jokes today are a little too nasty.

He should know what's a lie and what's true!

Stupid Kyon