I've sort of noticed for a while now, that you like me.

What?

Why haven't you confessed to me? Are you shy? Are you afraid?

Why should I confess to you?

Of course, there's not even a one in a million chance that I'd accept your offer...

But if you don't ask, then there's zero chance

I think it's absolutely positively impossible that I'd accept, but confess just in case!

Just maybe, but probably not, but your confession might miraculously work on me!

Say, "I like you. Please go out with me."

Say, "I like you. Please go out with me."