In order for you to formally adopt me as your pet, I'm going to put my tiny body to use stealing money.

Squirrel's scheme

Just you wait, I'm going to make you stinking rich in no time...

Give her back? Don't be stupid. This woman is my bride for life...

Squirrel's missus

Aaah! Mai waifu!

You're only doing this because I'm a squirrel, aren't you!

You bigot!