So, check this: If you could knock out a seriously awesome miracle...

...faith'd shoot through the roof, right?

For something that amazing...

...I'd have to chant for days and days!

Wouldn't that be a pain?

Not cute, either.

There ain't no cute spells anyway!

Well, if I chant for about five hours, that's enough for a "Tiny Crabs in the Shells of Basket Clam Soup" miracle.

Do you have any idea how much those crabs help my calcium intake...?

Crabs are gods.

But if that's the case, ain't you just a novice?

You realize I bestow a cur-... miracle on anyone who says such a thing that turns the pillbugs in front of their entry hall into giant isopods?