A New York egg with new egg yolks! Nyuu Yooku de nyuyoku, i.e. "Taking a bath in New York."

Taiki Shuttle is taking the Thai Kick Shuttle! Taiki Shuttle wa taiki-chuu!, i.e. "Taiki Shuttle is on standby!"

What fish only comes out at night? A STAR-fish! Hitode wa hito de nashi!, i.e. "Starfish aren't human!"

What's linear, normed, yellow and complete? A Bananach space! Ba-NANA hiku ichi wa ba-ROKU, i.e. Ba-SEVEN minus ONE equals Ba-SIX. Unfortunately the current English TL has to resort to a far more 'obscure' mathematical term.

Em-hmm... Let's see, ah...

P-President... How do you... manage... to come up...

...with this constant... unending... barrage of puns?