Kel-tan For Only Ten DollarsKel-tan For Only Ten DollarsKel-tan For Only Ten DollarsYeah, it's actually kind of embarrassing. I mean, in the 60's, a phylactery was all I was going for, but then in the 80's I was destroyed like no tomorrow. Now, I've died so many times that I've run out of ashes to resurrect with.Yeah, it's actually kind of embarrassing. I mean, in the 60's, a phylactery was all I was going for, but then in the 80's I was destroyed like no tomorrow. Now, I've died so many times that I've run out of ashes to resurrect with.Good thing I suddenly thought of how I had some ashes stowed away for a product I was going to sell for the Kel'thuzad Fun Club, Kel-tan, that I could use for a backup body. That's how I became like this...Ahahaha!Ahahaha!Not a bad excuse. But supposing even if I believe that you are Kel'thuzad, do you really think all our readers among the Scourge would be convinced?Do you have any proof that this pathetic form I see before me is really that of a terrifying lich?Do you have any proof that this pathetic form I see before me is really that of a terrifying lich?Since Master has said as much, I'll show you a thing or two!Scream your dying breath!Scream your dying breath!Hm... that pose and this chill does feel rather familiar.Question! What is the Lich King's favorite fruit? ...A lychee! Because he's a "lich"! Hahahaha! Wasn't that sooo funny?Question! What is the Lich King's favorite fruit? ...A lychee! Because he's a "lich"! Hahahaha! Wasn't that sooo funny?*Kel'thuzad laughs uncontrollably*RAID WARNING: FROST BLASTRAID WARNING: FROST BLASTThis cold joke that chills you to your core... That utterly insane way of laughing... Hm. Indeed, you are... Kel'thuzad...
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Kel-tan For Only Ten Dollars
Kel-tan For Only Ten Dollars
Kel-tan For Only Ten Dollars
Yeah, it's actually kind of embarrassing. I mean, in the 60's, a phylactery was all I was going for, but then in the 80's I was destroyed like no tomorrow. Now, I've died so many times that I've run out of ashes to resurrect with.
Yeah, it's actually kind of embarrassing. I mean, in the 60's, a phylactery was all I was going for, but then in the 80's I was destroyed like no tomorrow. Now, I've died so many times that I've run out of ashes to resurrect with.
Good thing I suddenly thought of how I had some ashes stowed away for a product I was going to sell for the Kel'thuzad Fun Club, Kel-tan, that I could use for a backup body. That's how I became like this...
Ahahaha!
Ahahaha!
Not a bad excuse. But supposing even if I believe that you are Kel'thuzad, do you really think all our readers among the Scourge would be convinced?
Do you have any proof that this pathetic form I see before me is really that of a terrifying lich?
Do you have any proof that this pathetic form I see before me is really that of a terrifying lich?
Since Master has said as much, I'll show you a thing or two!
Scream your dying breath!
Scream your dying breath!
Hm... that pose and this chill does feel rather familiar.
Question! What is the Lich King's favorite fruit? ...A lychee! Because he's a "lich"! Hahahaha! Wasn't that sooo funny?
Question! What is the Lich King's favorite fruit? ...A lychee! Because he's a "lich"! Hahahaha! Wasn't that sooo funny?
*Kel'thuzad laughs uncontrollably*
RAID WARNING: FROST BLAST
RAID WARNING: FROST BLAST
This cold joke that chills you to your core... That utterly insane way of laughing... Hm. Indeed, you are... Kel'thuzad...
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