Greetings, fellow members of the Scourge. I am Lich King Arthas.

Behind me is my assistant, Frostmourne, otherwise known as "Frostie."

Behind me is my assistant, Frostmourne, otherwise known as "Frostie."

Behind me is my assistant, Frostmourne, otherwise known as "Frostie."

It has been quite some time since my illustrious servant, Kel'thuzad, took off in the Naxxramas. I've recently received a mail that said, "Please mail 10 American dollars to Blizzard for your loyal servant." What a curious request. Does this mean that bastard has been defeated so many times that he doesn't even have enough money for repairs? The Azerothian gold to dollar conversion rate is expensive, you know!

< Kel'thuzad >

*munch*munch*

*munch*munch*

Scourge Mail

Notice: You've got mail.

Notice: You've got mail.

A reply already? That was quick. Let's see what it says.

A reply already? That was quick. Let's see what it says.

*appear*

I'm back, Master! It's Kel'thuzad!

I'm back, Master! It's Kel'thuzad!