Hey, hear me out.

Don't you think that every action being taken, every word being said right now--

--is all being orchestrated?

He's the one pulling the strings with his pen.

Well, I guess you're right.

What do you mean "I guess"!?

See, he's clearly altering the dialogue to whatever's most convenient for him!

No author in their right mind would ever play their characters like fiddles, right!?

Hey.

Hey, listen.

Physically speaking, we can't hit Asahina Yoshitoshi.

But we can beat up Natsu.

Fair point. Taxi crab → taxiカニ → tashikani (?) → 確かに