True Man's Penta Kill

Please wait! Master!

There's nothing more to be said, Wukong.

My Alpha Strike has already removed most of their (clothing's) health!

Combine your Cyclone and we'll accomplish an Ace (of clothes)! Do you not want to be the top 5 True Men?!

Ugh... right...

Stop blabbing like a sissy! If you are a disciple of my Wuju, charge with me right now! Hargh!

Ma... master!

My Cyclone's still on cooldown~!

Knockup! Snare! Silence! Stun!

Masteeeeeeer!

True Man's Top Lane Discussion

Wukong, you have been doing poorly at top lane recently, what's the meaning of this?

Master, I regret to speak of this...

Recently the increase of powerful top lane champions made your disciple inferior, and therefore has been squashed right down to the lowest tier by everyone else!

In fact I got my own tier!

Strong

Normal

Wukong

My stupid disciple! Do you not feel regret?! Have you already given up?

How volatile the environment is, how OP your opponents are, they do not matter! What matters is that you must find your own path!

A disciple of my Wuju Style does not simply call it quits!

Ma, master's words are like a smack to the head! I will continue my training! I will definitely not disappoint my master!

Not to mention you have your powerful weapon, the Doran's Staff!

Hahaha eat my stick!

...Hello, Miss Caitlyn? Wukong here, I would like to make a report.

Use Crushing Blow to weaken female champions! It raises team morale too, and will become a huge boost for the team!

*Everyone’s (except for one person) clothes at low health.