Still, I don't like what that article says.

I told them not to write anything too romance-brained.

Ah?

Embarrassed to have people thinking about you and Gol-chan?

I don't like people bending the truth and spreading rumors about you.

Would you rather have a picture of me swallowing a frog whole?

Absolutely not.

Well, still,

I know what our relationship is like

so who cares what people say?

I'm glad I've got you as my partner.

Bet you are.

There's a spot open right now if you want to join me on a crabbing boat.

I'll pass.