Oh, that's miso soup, isn't it!

Hm? Ah, yeah.

Did you make it?

Nope, the girl I'm in charge of made it for me.

I mentioned I'd like to eat it every day, so she went and said she'll make soup each day for me! Such a good girl, isn't she? Note: This is a stock marriage proposal line (from male to female) in Japanese culture.

You... Are you for real...

You're gonna get yourself stabbed in the back one day...