世紀末グルメ！　種籾リゾットの作り方

「まずはNPCに種籾を持ってこさせろ！
いわゆる年貢ってヤツだな。
テストに出っからマーキングしとけよ！」

「次に種籾を炎【フレイム】で炒めるぜ！
ウマ王の魔力なら、低級魔術も
万物を灰に還す業火だっつーの！」

「って、おい！　材料がなくなったぞ！？
自分の火力が恐ろしーぜ……ったく。
新しい材料を持ってこさせて再開だ！」

「適度な火力で炒めたらブイヨンスープで
20分くらい煮立てな。これで完成よ！
好みで“追い種籾”してもいいぜ！」

「っしゃーー！　ウマネストの未来と
希望の味がする、種籾リゾット完成だ～！」

「ほら、食ってみろよ。
精米なんてする気が起きなくなんだろ？
ガーーハッハッハッハッ！
これでオマエもウマ王軍だ！」

Apocalyptic Gourmet! <i>How to Make Rice Seed Risotto</i>

"First, have the NPCs bring in the rice seeds! Think of it as a tribute.
This'll be on the test, so you better take notes!"

"Next, fry the rice seeds over a flame.
If you're using Uma King magic, know that even low-level power is enough to turn anything into ash!"

"Whoa! You're burning up all the ingredients! Geez... That's some fear-inducing firepower. I'll get some new ingredients so we can start over!"

"Fry them over moderate heat, then simmer them in bouillon broth for about twenty minutes and... Voilà!
You can sprinkle with extra rice seeds to your liking!"

"Ta-dah! The risotto is done! It tastes like all the hopes and dreams of the Umanest."

"Here, try it. I betcha regular processed rice won't pump you up like this!
Gahahaha! Welcome to Uma King's army!"