Punched self to try and wake up if this was a dream

...I don't even know where to start, but...

*Scratch*

First, you're male...

Why do you look like a girl?

I saw the drawings you always make, Yuzuki!!

Ha? Drawings?

In your notebook!!

It's always female dogs walking on two legs, so I asked God to make me like that too!!

Eh? Ha? Eh? Ha? Eh?

You... saw those...?

Yeah!! And I know you touch your peepee when you look at those too!!

...Someone kill me...

Now I look just like what you like, right!!?

Mate with me, Yuzuki!!

Hell no, dumbass!!

Even I'm not degenerate enough to fuck my pet dog!!