How cold! 寒い as a slang term means lame, like a bad joke.

That seems wrong somehow...

Oh, dear... Could it be

that I have a bad sense of direction?

You seem troubled! I'll tell you straight.

The fact that you're lost is my handiwork!

Oh, I see. In that case, would you show us the way? There is an island around here, right?

What's with that expression?

Haha