Ignorance is bliss

Hatate

Kanako-sama. Here, newspaper.

Hm? What is this? Rather than a newspaper, this is more of a 4 panel manga.

Please wait, officer. I didn't mean (omitted)

That's what they all say at first. Just clench your teeth and brace yourself.

I see... She's bad at writing, so she made a newspaper using only photos.

Impressive.

In that case, I'll counter her by making a newspaper with writing only and no photos!

That would be a novel.