Rika-chan from the Elite Four coming on really strong

Ya' think I'm jokin'~?

Eeeh, but Rika-chan's bein' serious over here~

Ya' really wanna jus' play it off as a joke?

Now I'm wonderin' if y'all still gonna think it's a joke if I go an' take it a little further.

Yer such an innocent kid...

Attack

Rika Traits: Indomitable

Oh, fancy meetin' you here~

...Aw, don't look so scared. I ain't gonna eat ya'.

Me? Was jus' gonna grab somethin' to eat.

Say, why don't y'all come along?

Hm? Y'all don't like me starin'?

Aw, I can't help it, seein' as lil' ol' Rika-chan's

Y'all right?

(Sound of the self-insert falling over backwards, chair and all)

I know I'm pretty, but ain't gotta be afraid of me.

Self-insert: "The pressure from that is what's scary"

Wha'cha talkin' bout? lol