Bunbunmaru Newspaper!! How do you plan on spending your Golden Week vacation?

Golden Week doesn't exist.

Such a thing

does not exist in Hell (my home)...

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April 27th

Golden Week Doesn't Exist!! The Work Environment in Hell.

The sorrowful cries of the lesser shinigami.

In a shocking interview with Bunbunmaru Newspaper, the Slack-Off-Meister of Gensokyo, Ms. Onozuka Komachi, made an unsettling statement about her working conditions: "Golden Week, huh...? Hell is in such a serious financial crisis and labor shortage that we don't even have enough time to sleep. I'd consider being able to get a vacation on consecutive holidays like that, even if it were once every ten years, a miracle."

Pictured: The Yama attempting to commit harakiri. Could she have felt responsible for the current state of affairs?

However, it would be unwise to believe the word of a slacker on par with that of Hakurei Shrine's. Upon request, the god of chickens and guardian of Hell, Kutaka Niwatari-sama, also agreed to an interview. The high-ranking god's eyes were distant and cloudy as she spoke, and her usual bright demeanor was nowhere to be seen. Instead there was only frustration to be found as she talked about her superiors, though among them she seemed to hold the Yama — Shiki Eiki, Yamaxanadu in a much more favorable light. Though it seems that her main grievances lie with her working conditions, as she spent countless minutes expressing her frustration that our reporter could not get a word in edge-wise. Perhaps we chose the wrong person to interview...