First! Watch closely, now.Take the bench...VOOM!And then...Take advantage of the recoil...PA-KOW!PA-KOW!PA-KOW!PA-KOW!...sit down on the bench!This is essential.In this way, Jackie's style mixes humor with...Slacking off again?Slacking off again?Exactly!Th-this isn't what it looks like!!!Are you looking to start a new career in daycare?I'd take Jet Li's sexiness over him any day.HUUUH!?Jet Li is like...!!He's like a cut-rate Itoi Shigesato, and you know it!!Influential Japanese essayist and copywriter, but you probably know him as the brain behind EarthBound. In any case, not much of a "looker". Rinku!IIIIIIITOI SHIGESATO?!?AAARRGH!"For adults, for children, for young women"?!The ad copy Itoi wrote for "Mother 2"."For adults, for children, for young women"?!The ad copy Itoi wrote for "Mother 2".He's married to Higuchi Kanako!!!Japanese actress, wife to Itoi, significantly more attractive. Rinku!Liar!! Higuchi Kanako is married to a dog!!Refers to her part in the very popular "White Family" series of commercials for SoftBank, in which the father-figure is played by a white Hokkaido. Rinku!Liar!! Higuchi Kanako is married to a dog!!Refers to her part in the very popular "White Family" series of commercials for SoftBank, in which the father-figure is played by a white Hokkaido. Rinku!How did the conversation get...TwirlTwirlTwirlTwirlTwirlOoooh!Yaaa!Hoooh!Hoooh!PonkW'tmpWhat are you saying?!I can't let that one pass, not even from you, Miss Sakuya!!!It's gotta be Jackie!! JACK-IE!!!Jet Li is like...!!Didn't you even ever play Mother!?You do NOT want to get an "Almost Daily" fan angry!!Refers to Itoi's website, "The Almost Daily Itoi News". Rinku!...to focus on Itoi Shigesato?GyarrhArrgh.... Hmph, Jackie, huh?Personally...A mix of humor and slacking off!WHAGH!!!These kids just wanted me to show them...how to do Jackie Chan's chair-fighting bit!!TrembleShakeby spinning!Hit the enemies—until they're all defeated.Lastly...
He's like a cut-rate Itoi Shigesato, and you know it!!Influential Japanese essayist and copywriter, but you probably know him as the brain behind EarthBound. In any case, not much of a "looker". Rinku!
IIIIIIITOI SHIGESATO?!?
AAARRGH!
"For adults, for children, for young women"?!The ad copy Itoi wrote for "Mother 2".
"For adults, for children, for young women"?!The ad copy Itoi wrote for "Mother 2".
He's married to Higuchi Kanako!!!Japanese actress, wife to Itoi, significantly more attractive. Rinku!
Liar!! Higuchi Kanako is married to a dog!!Refers to her part in the very popular "White Family" series of commercials for SoftBank, in which the father-figure is played by a white Hokkaido. Rinku!
Liar!! Higuchi Kanako is married to a dog!!Refers to her part in the very popular "White Family" series of commercials for SoftBank, in which the father-figure is played by a white Hokkaido. Rinku!
How did the conversation get...
Twirl
Twirl
Twirl
Twirl
Twirl
Ooooh!
Yaaa!
Hoooh!
Hoooh!
Ponk
W'tmp
What are you saying?!
I can't let that one pass, not even from you, Miss Sakuya!!!
It's gotta be Jackie!! JACK-IE!!!
Jet Li is like...!!
Didn't you even ever play Mother!?
You do NOT want to get an "Almost Daily" fan angry!!Refers to Itoi's website, "The Almost Daily Itoi News". Rinku!
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