Hey, hey, look! It's my Kumagorou!♥ Isn't he the cutest?

PFFFFFFRT!

You really named a little puppy Kumagorou! What the hell that's hilarious!

If that puppy's a bear I'm the president! The kuma in Kumagorou means bear

And this from the guy who calls his little shrimp dick a magnum dong...

I can't, my belly hurts...! COUGH COUGH