SAM: you're messing with me.
PANDA: no.. not me..
SAM: you messing with my domination!
PANDA: no i'm not!
SAM: you gotta be more transparent about your military.
PANDA: no..plz..
SAM: you really should, dude.
PANDA: ok.. now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL stealth fighter..
SAM: what the f! you shot down the SANTA!!

(fixed a typo that caused inconvenience among users. many thanks to pixiv member 'yusir'.)