'cush, I mean, who wantch to shee a young ofishally-recognized nashonal treasure like me get old~!?

* None of this is true

Bocchi-chan!?

Superstar Gotou Hitori is going to live forever! I'm eternally-young guitarist!

Ahaha! Drunk Bocchi-chan is nuts! Stay away~!

And most importantly~...

I want to be Onee-san's adorable kouhai forever~

...Bocchi-chan.

Are you wearing perfume?

Ah- Yes! Finally noticed~? What do you think~?

Ahaha! You reek! You used too much!

Urp!