The Liquor.

You've barely had any.

Oh, you'll have to forgive me.

I can't afford to get drunk tonight so I'm abstaining.

What do you mean "tonight"?

You never drink at all.

I'm going.

Wow, did I scare you off by pointing that out?

You didn't point anything out, nor are you scaring me off.

I just remembered I have matters elsewhere.

Yeah sure, whatever you say.