Underwater

*bubble bubble*

Oh-

Hey, booze.

*sploosh*

Oh jeez... What do I do here? ...I know the spiel, but

I don't have any gold or silver booze right now...

Aaaah, well, I can just wrap some empty bottles in sparkly paper and fill 'em with this water!

Wh...

What the...?

And if I had any, I'd drink it anyway