After many long years of research, I've finally succeeded in developing "The drug that makes a mushroom or bamboo shoot-like thing grow out of your body"

It's still in the testing phase... So I'd like to ask you try taking this... Please monitor the result for me

With your personality, You'd take it without hesitation which is exactly what I'm looking for

Please kindly send me a comphrensive report down to the most minute of changes that happens to your body