Shurorororo! Hey, Tachyon! Caesar's idiosyncratic laughter.

I made it. Something that won't show up in drug tests, and has no side effects...

...my special "Doping Candy"!!

You don't need to do any more of those pain-in-the-neck research on the will of an umamusume or whatever, just take this drug and you can be number one anytime you want, be it in a race or anything whatsoever—