HEEEYYYYYY!! WAT THE FRICK DIDJA DO!? YER JUS' RUINED DAT WORLD HERITAGE CLASS GRAY HAIR O' YERS!!

Can I... go home now...?

DA HELL IS WIF DAT DINGY GRUBBY PERM!? HOW DA HECK DIDJA TWIST 'N' WARP IT DOWN TO DA ROOTS!? TURN IT BAAAAAACK! I'M BEGGIN' YAAAAAA!!