My shoulders' been feeling pretty heavy these days...

Oh... that sounds quite exhausting, as though you're dispossessed of energy...

Or rather I should say you are possessed by some entity, mayhaps. Original puns "exhausted" with "possessed" (both pronounced tsukareteiru). Yes, it's a Rudolf-tier dadjoke, folks.

I would recommend getting it exorcised.

Hunh? Did Cafe get into your head too?

I tried rearranging your room to prevent a buildup of bad qi energy!

You're kidding me... it does feel like a great weight has been lifted off my body...