I'm all right, I can handle it!

I'm...

... not all right

I'd say Loid-san is being the reckless one here

I know

I am aware of that

*squeeze*

... Speaking of recklessness, I'd like to see what Loid-san's face looks like right now.

That is... a trade secret, I can't allow that.

Eh...

Um... Loid-san

You're kind of stressing me out