How did... those...

Your bre...

Che...

Yo-your body...

Hmhm, bear witness to this.

Herein lies the secret!

A nutritional drink...?

My latest invention:

A miracle in a bottle, anyone who drinks this will gain a bombshell bosom!

That name... you're going to get yelled at, trust me...

Of course, even you could gain a pair of melons if you gave it a sip.

How about that?

It's magnificent!

I realised recently that I don't have much in the way of feminine wiles, you see.

So I thought it would be best to start with my breasts.

Feminine wiles...?

Speaking of which, Director... Did you wash after you went to the bathroom...?

No?

... I think perhaps you jumped the gun a little...