Owowowowowww!

If you're wanting to lose weight, I'm more than happy to tell you how.

You just have to tough it out a bit longer.

You can never, ever tell the Commander about this!

Oh my!

Whatever could you mean by that? You must have hit your head to be spouting claptrap like that, no?

You poor thing, you!

The Secretary-ship for the following day, Indomitable, took the day off due to ill health.

It's said she was suffering from "Lower back pain"... or so it seems.