Oh crap.

I'm a horrible person.

But honestly...

I'm kinda into that. If it's with you, I was honestly thinking of taking this to the next level, if you know what I mean.

Don't you want to see more of my ex-qui-site body?

Come on! It's rude to say no to a lady when she's asking for it, you know!

What the hell is wrong with you!?

Not once, in my life, will I ever dare lay my eyes upon a woman's naked form.

HMPH!