This sucks, this sucks so much!

Why did they choose me for sexual relief duty!?

I've been trying not to stand out exactly because I don't want to do stuff like this!

Why couldn't Adachi-san keep being on sexual relief duty!? What does she mean, she "wants to try something different once in a while"!?

That stupid slut! Damn it! Fuck!

I'm getting goosebumps just thinking I'll have to do it with Oda or Sonoyama! They're so gross! Fucking die!

And what about Ichikawa!? No way! He's fat and he stinks and he's a jerk and I wish he'd just disappear! Aargh, damn it!

...I'd be happy if it was Saitou-kun... Oh man, I need to make sure I don't do it in front of Saitou-kun...