Well, if it's just once, I wouldn't mind being your partner, I guess (lol)

There's no way I'm letting you rub them for this cheap Now, come on, lemme at least get a look at your dick first

I don't know~ I'll think about it

I'll just give 'em some perfunctory teasing and play around a bit (lol) I'm sure they've just got a phimotic teeny-weeny anyway (lol)