ある人気ウマドルのサイン会。
新譜を握りしめ、アグネスデジタルは
最後尾に並んでいた……。

「ちょっ、まって、ヤヴァイですぅ！
リアル後光見えてません……！？
ひょぉぉおお～～！！」

「あたし、同じ空間で同じ空気吸ってる！？
ありがたや、ありがたや～！」

「ふあぁぁ～～！？
ち、ちょっとずつ順番が！
あわわ、ジャケット以上にふつくし……！」

「……っぶなぁ！　昇天5秒前でしたよ！
なんという“尊みフィールド”！
いるんだ……すぐそこに推しが……！」

「……はっ！　落ち着けデジたん！
トリップしている場合か！
ちゃんとシミュレーションしないと！」

「さりげなく、印象を残さず……
サインをもらう→『いつも応援してます』→
素早く次の方へ……よし！」

「ここでマナー違反すれば、
サイン会の存続も危ういですからね……！
そこにいてくれることに最大の感謝を！
……行ってきます！」

颯爽とサイン会に臨むアグネスデジタル。
その背中は、いつにも増して
大きく、力強く見えた……気がする。

We're at a meet and greet for a popular Umadol. With a copy of the new album in hand, Agnes Digital gets in line for a signature.

"Oh no... Oh noooonono aaaaashjsd?! Her hair is so glossy... I'm <i>definitely</i> seeing a real halo there! Omg, I think she might <i>actually</i> be an angel!"

"I can't believe she's here, in person... breathing the same air as us humble simps... How saintly! How benevolent!!!"

"Aaasdh wait, the closer the line gets, the clearer I can see her! Hwaaaah, the photo on the album cover's gorgeous, duh, but she's like a million billion times more radiant in person..."

"I'm ascending... Take me up, sweet ange—<i>Gasp</i>. I-I almost <i>actually</i> ascended there for a second. She's radiating dangerous levels of moe and I'm not sure I can get any closer—HELP."

"All right. Okay. Just stay calm. Focus... This is no time to be swooning! I've gotta simulate the convo in my head so I don't say anything weird to her."

"Okay, so I've gotta walk up there confidently, y'know like normal confident but not so much that it looks unnatural, right? And then she'll sign the album, and then I'll say, 'Thank you! I'm always cheering for you!' and then get outta the way lightning fast so I don't take up any of the next fan's time... Yeah. That's the plan."

"We've all gotta be on our best behavior, or they might not do signings for us anymore... I've gotta make a good impression and show her what an honor it is to simp for her! I've got this!! Hang tight, I'm up next!!!!!!"

With that, Agnes Digital walks forth gallantly, as though I'm watching a knight approach her lord. Bold, and strong... I think.