What do we do? ...Kazuma...?

With me, you don't have to worry too...

...Kazuma?

Please be quiet. I'm trying to concentrate.

Kazuma.

You're thinking of something weird, aren't you?

What are you talking about, Megumin? I've never been more serious about anything in my life.

You must have a pretty shallow life, then.

Well, then... Putting jokes aside...

2 futon and there's 4 of us. It's clearly going to be cramped, but it might work for 3 of us. So that's me in the middle. Megumin and Darkness on either side is the best option I can think of right now. A flower in each hand. Isn't this the harem of my dreams? I mean, my high school life has been one disaster after another ever since Aqua showed up. She spends all my money, and I never get enough sleep so I'm always exhausted. And now that she's managed to even burn my place down with a freak accident, my high school life is in shambles. And even though I got an orthodox youthful romcom heroine in Eris, I've been so busy with work that-- --no chances to, and before I know it-- --I should have more-- --wouldn't hurt, would it? I don't know if there's a god or whatever, but it wouldn't be too much to ask for a little racy event to happen at least for tonight, would it? So with that decided, how do we make it happen? Obviously, I can't let them figure out my ulterior motives. I can in no way let on that I'm thinking of fondling Darkness' breasts or smelling Megumin while they're asleep. I need to steer things towards that in a gentlemanly fashion. Megumin has a history of coming to stay over at my place before, so I might be able to be more pushy there, but Darkness--