My boyfriend got stolen from meeee!
He said my dick's too small and dumped meeee!!Who was iiiit!? Who loosened my boyfriend's asshooooole!?What, are you going to try and pick a fight with this guy?
Just calm down.Nah, I was thinking I should get my ass pounded too.That was drool, not tears!!?
You've got a wide asshole, dude.
Saying someone has a wide/large or narrow/small "vessel" is a figurative way of referring to someone as being generous/tolerant/kind-hearted or stingy/intolerant/unforgiving, respectively. In colloquial slang, "vessel" is sometimes replaced by "asshole/anus" in the expressions to mean the same thing.Haa ♥Haa ♥Let's not mention it was me who did it for a while...He was found out immediately afterwards.
My boyfriend got stolen from meeee!
He said my dick's too small and dumped meeee!!
Who was iiiit!? Who loosened my boyfriend's asshooooole!?
What, are you going to try and pick a fight with this guy?
Just calm down.
Nah, I was thinking I should get my ass pounded too.
That was drool, not tears!!?
You've got a wide asshole, dude.
Saying someone has a wide/large or narrow/small "vessel" is a figurative way of referring to someone as being generous/tolerant/kind-hearted or stingy/intolerant/unforgiving, respectively. In colloquial slang, "vessel" is sometimes replaced by "asshole/anus" in the expressions to mean the same thing.
Haa ♥
Haa ♥
Let's not mention it was me who did it for a while...
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