Can't you even tell whether your own dog is awake or asleep?

*jerk*

Of course I can.

Oh ho? Really, now?

Yeah, for sure.

Now that's him sleeping.

How are we supposed to check?

*ding-ding*

*doze*

See? I was right.

You expect me to believe he's doing that in his sleep?

Who ordered the lunch special?

Oooh!♥