友人「秋川理事長とたづなさんウマ娘って噂よ」

天弧「いや耳も尻尾もないやろ」

友人「可能性が一つある」

Friend: There's a rumor going around that Chairwoman Akikawa and Tazuna-san are both umamusume.
Tenko: Can't be, they don't have the ears or tails.
Friend: It's possible in one way...