Sakuya-

I'm here, Milady

Where are you, Sakuya? This is a parody of the anime "Fireball", every episode of which begins with Drossel summoning her servant Gedächtnis.

So you bought something from the kappas' bazaar?

Yes, I found a book on samples of humans' conversation and their table manners, somehow compiled by a robot. Please check: はい なんでもロボットが書き記した人類の会話サンプルやテーブルマナーの本だとか Wasn't sure whether なんでもロボット was "anything-goes" or "somehow" for this context

I see that you still like strange things... Can you read it out a little?

Let's see. Chapter 1 [Greetings]

Greetings are important

Wassup! Lil' Remi! I couldn't find what this was, so went with the subtitle someone did for the corresponding episode from "Fireball". It's supposed to sound more like high school girls though...

Is something wrong?

That was strangely annoying

Is that so? 左樣でございますか

Continue

Remi is like just so funny that I totally can't hold... レミってば チョー受ける しもあげあ - something about receiving alot and then giving out alot, but I just couldn't fathom what the hell it means and stayed with the anime.

Is something wrong?

Is that so?

I can't stomach it anymore

I guess we won't ever go back to the outside world at this rate. もう外の世界には戻れそうもないわね

Whatever dude ぶつちゃけ - frankly/to be brisk/honest オッケティング - okketingu: idk wth this is... I'm assuming it's a weird way to say okay... 1) Sweet as to be honest - a slang for "fine/good/etc" in NZ, ireland, etc; wasn't sure if any other countries use this as well, so I skipped it. 2) It's ok to be honest -> i don't care to be honest -> w/e dude : what I decided to go with

— Destiny —