ufufunofu~!ufufunofu~!Planting lilies-of-the-valley all over Gensoukyou!The cornerstone for the doll revolution!...wha— bogyaah?!*spin spin**bonk*Hey! Watch where you're going!!I... I'm sorry!!Yuuka KazamiToday's lesson will be about living creatures. This is Yuuka Kazami, the smiling monster of Gensoukyou. Her smile is considered equivalent to a death sentence.She is beyond reason, or anything else for that matter. Basically, if you run into her, there's not much you can do except maybe say your prayers. Hahaha!Eep—*pet**ruffle*Eh?!Eh?!Wawa?!Wawa?!Nngh—?!Ah... This smell...It's Meddy!!It's Meddy!!Is that candy? That's a mighty westernized sweet you're having!!Is that candy? That's a mighty westernized sweet you're having!!Wait, did you say something regarding my smell—Hey, hey! Where'd you get that?!Well, some lady who's supposed to be scary wasn't so scary and gave it to me for some reason.Well, some lady who's supposed to be scary wasn't so scary and gave it to me for some reason.Scary lady?Scary lady?You know... That flower youkai Miss Keine told us about in class...My! That hazardous creature we learned about during science period?!Hazardous my ass! She gave me candy!She's just drawing in her prey with sweet honey so she can catch it later!Real or fake, I couldn't care less!What's important is whether that candy is tasty or not!!What's important is whether that candy is tasty or not!!U... Uwah?!Hey, that's dirty...Hey, that's dirty......Wait, this is super delicious!It is, isn't it?Just what has happened at my shrine...?There is an incident at my own home—?!It tastes like honey!It tastes like honey!Wow, lucky you!I wonder, what was her motive for giving you that sweet?I don't know. I was just there planting lily-of-the-valley flowers.You buncha dumbbells! This is a flower youkai we're talking about!She gave you a reward because she's a lily of the valley lover, simple as that!!What? Could that be it? Does that mean of all flowers, she likes the lily of the valley the most?Gee, I don't know... I'm sure it's just another one of her random guesses.Hey, bro. Won't Dad scold us for planting morning glories you can't even eat?All right, starting today, we'll all plant lily-of-the-valley flowersand amass more of these candies!I dunno, but morning glories are pretty, so what's the problem?Hurrah!!Who're you, Miss?Yay! It's the Tanabota!*
"Pennies from heaven."(棚からぼたもち=棚ぼた)Phew... Today's patrolling, all clear!Nggh—?!I'm almost home!There have been no obvious incidents lately, and it seems our days of peace will continue.Lately, I see lily-of-the-valley flowers everywhere I go...Yuukaaaa!!W... What is this all of a sudden?!I know! On a day as peaceful as this, I should have some tea on the veranda!I'll have some fresh sweet bean jelly with it... Slurp! Oh, I'm drooling now!...But cough cough, cough cough cough!! All I get is coughs?!...But cough cough, cough cough cough!! All I get is coughs?!W... Wait a minute! What the heck is up with this vile stench?!W... Wait a moment! What on earth is this all about?!W... Wait a moment! What on earth is this all about?!Using innocent children to plant your lily-of-the-valley flowers for you...I can see straight through your evil scheme!!I can see straight through your evil scheme!!Just explain to me how things turned out this way!Wrongfully accused?!Wrongfully accused?!What? So you were handing out sweets to all children who looked after flowers, not just the lily-of-the-valley ones?...That candy must really be good, huh?...That candy must really be good, huh?*in tatters*Hwuah! It feels as though I didn't get much deep sleep this year either...Hwuah! It feels as though I didn't get much deep sleep this year either...Hwuah! It feels as though I didn't get much deep sleep this year either...*yawn**yawn*Hmmm?My, haven't you got the place nice and tidy.My, haven't you got the place nice and tidy.Good morning, Yukari-sama! You are up early this year, aren't you?I was drawn in by the scent of the flowers... Well, what's going on? There are so many of them.It was Chen. She picked them at a nearby flower bank and brought them here!For me...Well, isn't that nice...Well, isn't that nice...Wait, this many flowers don't grow on a flower bank!Just what is going on out there?!*tear*From that day onward, Gensoukyou was a paradise full of blooming flowers.I... It's an incident?!I... It's an incident?!Gyaah!Are they popular now?
Planting lilies-of-the-valley all over Gensoukyou!
The cornerstone for the doll revolution!
...wha— bogyaah?!
*spin spin*
*bonk*
Hey! Watch where you're going!!
I... I'm sorry!!
Yuuka Kazami
Today's lesson will be about living creatures. This is Yuuka Kazami, the smiling monster of Gensoukyou. Her smile is considered equivalent to a death sentence.
She is beyond reason, or anything else for that matter. Basically, if you run into her, there's not much you can do except maybe say your prayers. Hahaha!
Eep—
*pet*
*ruffle*
Eh?!
Eh?!
Wawa?!
Wawa?!
Nngh—?!
Ah... This smell...
It's Meddy!!
It's Meddy!!
Is that candy? That's a mighty westernized sweet you're having!!
Is that candy? That's a mighty westernized sweet you're having!!
Wait, did you say something regarding my smell—
Hey, hey! Where'd you get that?!
Well, some lady who's supposed to be scary wasn't so scary and gave it to me for some reason.
Well, some lady who's supposed to be scary wasn't so scary and gave it to me for some reason.
Scary lady?
Scary lady?
You know... That flower youkai Miss Keine told us about in class...
My! That hazardous creature we learned about during science period?!
Hazardous my ass! She gave me candy!
She's just drawing in her prey with sweet honey so she can catch it later!
Real or fake, I couldn't care less!
What's important is whether that candy is tasty or not!!
What's important is whether that candy is tasty or not!!
U... Uwah?!
Hey, that's dirty...
Hey, that's dirty...
...Wait, this is super delicious!
It is, isn't it?
Just what has happened at my shrine...?
There is an incident at my own home—?!
It tastes like honey!
It tastes like honey!
Wow, lucky you!
I wonder, what was her motive for giving you that sweet?
I don't know. I was just there planting lily-of-the-valley flowers.
You buncha dumbbells! This is a flower youkai we're talking about!
She gave you a reward because she's a lily of the valley lover, simple as that!!
What? Could that be it? Does that mean of all flowers, she likes the lily of the valley the most?
Gee, I don't know... I'm sure it's just another one of her random guesses.
Hey, bro. Won't Dad scold us for planting morning glories you can't even eat?
All right, starting today, we'll all plant lily-of-the-valley flowers
and amass more of these candies!
I dunno, but morning glories are pretty, so what's the problem?
Hurrah!!
Who're you, Miss?
Yay! It's the Tanabota!*
"Pennies from heaven."(棚からぼたもち=棚ぼた)
Phew... Today's patrolling, all clear!
Nggh—?!
I'm almost home!
There have been no obvious incidents lately, and it seems our days of peace will continue.
Lately, I see lily-of-the-valley flowers everywhere I go...
Yuukaaaa!!
W... What is this all of a sudden?!
I know! On a day as peaceful as this, I should have some tea on the veranda!
I'll have some fresh sweet bean jelly with it... Slurp! Oh, I'm drooling now!
...But cough cough, cough cough cough!! All I get is coughs?!
...But cough cough, cough cough cough!! All I get is coughs?!
W... Wait a minute! What the heck is up with this vile stench?!
W... Wait a moment! What on earth is this all about?!
W... Wait a moment! What on earth is this all about?!
Using innocent children to plant your lily-of-the-valley flowers for you...
I can see straight through your evil scheme!!
I can see straight through your evil scheme!!
Just explain to me how things turned out this way!
Wrongfully accused?!
Wrongfully accused?!
What? So you were handing out sweets to all children who looked after flowers, not just the lily-of-the-valley ones?
...That candy must really be good, huh?
...That candy must really be good, huh?
*in tatters*
Hwuah! It feels as though I didn't get much deep sleep this year either...
Hwuah! It feels as though I didn't get much deep sleep this year either...
Hwuah! It feels as though I didn't get much deep sleep this year either...
*yawn*
*yawn*
Hmmm?
My, haven't you got the place nice and tidy.
My, haven't you got the place nice and tidy.
Good morning, Yukari-sama! You are up early this year, aren't you?
I was drawn in by the scent of the flowers... Well, what's going on? There are so many of them.
It was Chen. She picked them at a nearby flower bank and brought them here!
For me...
Well, isn't that nice...
Well, isn't that nice...
Wait, this many flowers don't grow on a flower bank!
Just what is going on out there?!
*tear*
From that day onward, Gensoukyou was a paradise full of blooming flowers.
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