Door In The Face

There's no way I can go around naked!!

Then what about in a swimsuit?

Compared to being in my birthday suit, it's totally okay!

Huh... why...

Why am I walking around in my swimsuit!?

Then being naked is even more logical!

My shoes always get flooded on rainy days... it'd be great if I could come in sandals, you know?

Well, that sounds great! I love people when they think things through logically!

But if you're basing your conclusion on the premise that you're going to get soaked...

GASPLOOSH