Fake?

You've been running with those heavy-ass things on!? That's so freakin' COOL!!

Ugh... I just can't get it any better today... my time...

Well, maybe if you took off those two heavy things you've got on there...

Yeah, you're right... Maybe I will just take them off...

Eh... take off? You mean... they're removable...!? Are you for real!?