Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha!

How pitiful. To think that the one they call the Empress of the Night doesn't even have the charm to bring a smile to one person's face.

How pitiful. To think that the one they call the Empress of the Night doesn't even have the charm to bring a smile to one person's face.

We may both be demons, but we're nothing alike, are we?

W-What's your problem? Are you implying that you could make Reimu smile?

But of course! That's easy as pie, I do it all the time! Oni don't tell lies.

But of course! That's easy as pie, I do it all the time! Oni don't tell lies.

Let's see. I'll give you a few pointers.

Mmmmm...

You can just sit back and watch Reimu's smile from over there.

Hey, Reimu—! You having a drink—?

Fine, then! If you're so good at it, show me what you can do.

Come on, Reimu! This isn't going anywhere!

Come on, Reimu! This isn't going anywhere!

If we're having a feast, let's get more of a kick out of it!

Look what I've brought!

Look what I've brought!

Have some! Come on, have some!

Aha ha ha, Reimu!

Aha ha ha, Reimu!

Here, I'll let you have some!

Isn't this fun? Feasts are such lovely things!

Isn't this fun? Feasts are such lovely things!

This must be what they call being "showered in sake", aha ha ha ha ha ha!

*slap* *slap* *slap* etc