I might've mentioned this before but you really should stop looking for mysterious events and just do normal high-schooler stuff.

What kind of stuff would that be?

Find a decent girl, and go look for mysterious events while dating her. Two birds with one stone, isn't that great?

Find a decent girl, and go look for mysterious events while dating her. Two birds with one stone, isn't that great?

I'm looking at a decent girl right now.

Huh?

Huh?

Forget about it...

D-Don't talk stupid, Suzumiya...