(This broad’s scary...)

Even so, if it's something you might worry about, I can let you in on how I avoid skipping meals!

For example, let's say that things like these happened.

If I relay truths like these, it'll be hard to stand out from other papers and my readership won't grow.

A certain politician's former secretary was unable to make last month's rent

Debt repaid with money borrowed from relatives Things are looking up

Woman in college, eldest sibling in her family, while working a part-time job at the convenience store was victim of shoplifting

Chikuwa Daimyoujin Word for "Nobody" in Japanese internet. Originates from a 2ch conversation where someone interrupted a conversation with "Chikuwa Daimyoujin," only to be replied with "Who the hell are you?"

But if you play with these titles just a little...

Chikuwa Daimyoujin Refer to above note